Intercourse Story: Comedian Overwhelmed by The Number Of Men She Is Seeing

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This week, a comedian having many kinky sex with a few partners: 28, unmarried, queer, Atlanta.

time ONE

9 a.m.

Very good news: i will have sex once more! I got BV for a couple of weeks; for an additional, I thought i would experienced gonorrhea. I’m usually really safe, but on Thanksgiving I experienced a threesome with twins (yes, you study that precisely), and now we didn’t utilize condoms because … really … we just failed to.

The threesome came to exist: I started conversing with Chris on Feeld (my ride-or-die application), and then he appeared cool. He then delivered me an image of him along with his cousin together with the caption, “exactly what do you consider twins?” They told me they will have done this like five or six occasions. I had lots of FFM threesomes, but never a MMF threesome, and that I was wanting one for a time.

We’d an enjoyable experience, to put it mildly. They took plenty photos and movies (with my authorization!). I attempted my basic DP, and enjoyed it. Afterwards, they got turns showering beside me and cleansing my own body, and then we lamented exactly how tough really to obtain somebody who is understanding of “the life-style.” “the life-style” implies plenty situations — kink, swinging, threesomes, nonmonogamy, unicorning, SADO MASO … basically a nontraditional look at sex.

11 a.m.

I am aroused. I opt to rally the soldiers to see what my personal choices are. I take nudes inside my area and deliver these to three guys, such as Chris.

5 p.m.

I am a comedian, and that I have a show.

6:30 p.m.

Program’s over! Chris concerns my apartment. We straight away start heading at it. He’s very bad at fingering. We grab my dildo, while making myself personally arrive while he really does whatever he is undertaking.

9 p.m.

We begin emailing a 25-year-old, six-foot-five, jacked high-school teacher. He can deadlift 500 weight, and I also desire him to shot-put my own body across Metro Atlanta.

time TWO

9 a.m.

Begin talking-to some guy named James on Feeld among sets during the gym. He is pretty, and he’s at this time reading a Cormac McCarthy book, and that is


11 a.m.

James and I have obtained much more specific. I send him a photo of my butt. He requires basically need to see his penis. Yes, please. The guy delivers me personally a photo, and it’s big. And, like,


I do believe i am gonna go over to see him this evening, before a romantic date with another man.

5:45 p.m.

We appear at James’s apartment. He had been about to shower, and then he answers the doorway totally naked. The guy rinses down and straight away leads me into his bed room. The intercourse is right, maybe not great. The guy keeps trying to shag myself in the butt although I informed him I don’t carry out rectal initially. I decide i am perhaps not gonna see him again. Really don’t like that the guy helps to keep evaluating my limits. Negative sign.

8 p.m.

Fernando turns up inside my place. We come across one another once per week. He is from Colombia, in which he dirty speaks in Spanish while we have intercourse. He tells me he just got a grant to attend Bogotá for a month during cold weather split, and I also’m sad he’ll go away for way too long! He fucks me with a plug in my own ass, next we’ve got rectal intercourse, and that I come like four times.

9 p.m.

We sext with another guy i have been speaking with, Trevor. He keeps asking us to simply tell him filthy stories, and I’m getting irritated because I just feel like i am sex sites for him. We are hanging out tomorrow, and I also’ll observe that goes.

time THREE

6 a.m.

I get a “good morning, stunning” click from Trevor. Yikes. I believe he might be in love beside me.

9 a.m.

James Snaps myself and informs me that he cannot wait to bang my face again. I roll my personal eyes. I’m annoyed which he thinks he is able to just make use of myself like their doll. The guy failed to actually go lower on me, and I also consumed their ass, for Chrissake. I erase him from Snap.

11:30 a.m.

A man known as Jordan and that I start talking. He’s six-foot-seven, in fact it is hot. I’m five-foot-ten, and I also’m maybe not a height queen, but a tall man is actually (Borat voice) excellent. He will leave area the next day, therefore weare going to meet up afterwards. We reschedule Trevor therefore I is able to see Jordan tonight.

1 p.m.

I am composing a book that is a few essays about my personal record with gender — We haven’t long been this sexually adventurous. I have had gotten three essays remaining, and my personal harem is making my telephone ring off the hook. All y’all have to settle down. I actually do have other things to do besides send out photos of my boobs.

11:30 p.m.

Jordan will be here. We start making out on my personal bed. He’s therefore tall! Really don’t get to feel little often. He is excellent with his fingers with his throat. He fingers myself and can make me squirt. We’re both excited. We are both exhibitionists, so we take some movies of me personally blowing him. The guy informs me I’m able to deliver these to whomever, and I also simply tell him alike.

time FOUR

7:30 a.m.

Pull myself up out of bed to visit treatment. My counselor is concerned I am not centering on myself sufficient, and I also’m very busy with comedy and my guide and guys that my self-care is dropping through the fractures. Ding ding ding!

2 p.m.

We wake up from a nap and recognize i am meant to go spend time with this other guy, Craig. Fuck. And that I’ve had gotten a million Kik and Feeld and messages and Snaps, and everyone desires a part of me, and I’m just like, “everybody keep me personally by yourself!!” I go back to sleep.

3:30 p.m.

We awaken again and think of rescheduling, but Craig and that I being trying to hang out for 30 days. Personally I think poor canceling on him. We make it to their location at 3:45 p.m. he is cute-ish. He is a mediocre kisser. He’s terrible at fingering. Sex is actually terrible. I am dried out as a bone the whole time. Fundamentally, he gets pretty gentle, and then he’s like, “Welp,” and I’m similar, “Okay, really, it has been enjoyable!” Taking walks returning to my car, we notice that he’s disconnected from me personally on Feeld. I have a good laugh somewhat. Then I return home and return to rest.

7:45 p.m.

We appear at Trevor’s, and then he’s sizzling hot. He’s six-foot-five and played offensive line in college. You will find two margaritas and I also wish him to pound me personally and cuddle me to sleep-in equal measure. Their arms include measurements of my personal mind. The guy doesn’t sleep with individuals on the very first date, though, in fact it is annoying. The guy loves that I’m a slut, though, and pleads us to tell him tales. All the guys within my harem love hearing about me personally being together with other guys. Sometimes i enjoy it; often it helps make myself feel just like a walking masturbator. I don’t worry about enticing the fantasy, but i am however a complete person with expectations and dreams.

9 p.m.

Trevor and I attend my car. We make-out for a while. The guy chokes me personally a little bit. I unbutton my personal clothing, and then he removes my personal boobs in which he bites my personal nipples. We take-out his dick and it’s quite huge. I drive house, tired. He wants me to record him a video once I get back home, but we deliver him a pic of me personally drawing the six-foot-seven dude’s massive penis as an alternative and then pass out.


9 a.m.

Wake-up and feel just like shit.

12 p.m.

I know i am resting a whole lot because I’ve lack Vyvanse and also haven’t gotten my personal Rx loaded.

2 p.m.

I message my medical practitioner asking for him to renew my personal Vyvanse Rx.

5:30 p.m.

I get a book that my personal Vyvanse might loaded, and I also pull myself personally out of bed and drive to my personal pharmacy.

6:45 p.m.

I drop by the studio to do some work at my personal comedy record album.

2 a.m.

That Vyvanse is actually operating overtime, and I cannot sleep.


12:40 p.m.

Begin speaking with some body named Brandon. He’s a college teacher in town for a wedding. I ask him literally three concerns, next give him my target.

2:30 p.m.

Really. That was … quite fantastic. He was huge, in which he spanked me personally


I’m bound as feeling it later on. We have dressed and bid all of our good-byes.

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7:30 p.m.

I thought my program is at 8, but it’s at 11. Fuck. Trevor wishes videos. I decide to indulge him. I video me sucking back at my massive vibrator, and then he’s through the roof. I can’t watch for him ahead more than on Sunday.

11 p.m.

My show goes really! I am taking care of brand new material about nonmonogamy now, and it is already been difficult to make it relatable. Still another man i am seeing, Brian, texts myself and asks myself what’s going on. Shit. I forgot I told him we might hang. I head to his location after my personal set.

12:30 a.m.

We stay and drink white wine in his bed room. He is actually precious and he helps make me chuckle. We go on to his bed, attempting to lure him into following me. He is only a little shy, but eventually we begin making down. Things get rough. Like, also rough. He is catching and pinching and pulling at me personally, and it hurts, although not in an effective way. “hold off, stop … this … does not feel good,” we state. He straight away prevents. “i really want you feeling great,” he says. “Well, which was as well rough. I’m sure We look like a rough-and-tough gal, but I had to develop it to be just a little slower and softer,” We state. He is open. I became planning keep, but he’s becoming therefore sweet now.

2:30 a.m.

Shocking myself personally, I spend night with him. We have enough sleep alongside men for the first time in a long time.


10:20 a.m.

I have been awake for some time, but Brian eventually stirs. We now have day gender. “much better?” the guy asks. It’s. He causes us to be both cereal and coffee, and it’s really really nice. We go the home of prepare for my personal date with Kara.

12:30 p.m.

I meet Kara for coffee. We a good time! This is actually my very first solo go out with a woman. We’re both bi, therefore we determine we have now discussed to a few of the same men/couples. We kiss good-bye after all of our time, and I also keep in mind how wonderful making out females is actually. So comfortable. We are gonna carry out meal on Thursday, and I also’m during the moon!

6 p.m.

We debate meeting or welcoming somebody more than, but determine that tonight merely about myself. I want it, too. Defectively. After my personal specialist and I talked about it, we realized I have been giving a great deal of myself some other people that I’dn’t already been experiencing myself personally. We say: Fuck, blow, and cuck your way to carnal bliss; but remember the just person you’ll shag that can allow you to be genuinely delighted is yourself.

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